there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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