Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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