i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Randomize