On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
His nipple licking is glorious
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