He kissed a someone with a penis
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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