D3 body, D1 cock
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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