i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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