i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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