If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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