Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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