Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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