Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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