i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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