i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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