Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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