Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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