walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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