hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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