I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
