quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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