Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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