she sounds like chewbacca in bed
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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