I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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