I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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