DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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