This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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