Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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