Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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