Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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