Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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