I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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