I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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