I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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