what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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