its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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