Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I need moral support for this bender
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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