i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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