Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
its not stalking. its research.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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