i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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