hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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