everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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