Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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