We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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