I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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