two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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