This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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