My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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