Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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