i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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