Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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