I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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