Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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