my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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