Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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