I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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